The following article is a paid advertisement for multiple brands. Mickeys answers authenticity are disputed. Some say he never did the interview as the questions answers were mailed in by his publicist Marge Parchy and Mickey has no recollection of the interview.
HOT POCKETS!
By Margo Steele
Every month in Tiger Pop, we ask the newest crush in Tinseltown to tell us what they’ve got in their pockets and this month’s celebrity reveal is no other than the totes crush-worthy Mickey Turner!
You probably know him from his hit single “Hit Single” but you may know him best as that guy in the Sprite commercial who does the cool slide across the hood of a red Fierro then drinks from a Sprite bottle saying “Ahhhhhh!”
We definitely picked a real live wire for this months Hot Pockets! Looking at Mickeys skin -tight parachute pants with zippers galore, the pocket possibilities are positively perpetual!
Could this cool cat have an envelope of Fun Dip to share from his back pocket? Maybe he keeps that Glamour Shot you sent to his fan club address in his front side pocket on the right! Let’s find out!
TB: “Hey Mickey! You know the routine, right? When I fire my Nerf Blaster dart gun available at all Toy’s R us Stores now, into that cardboard cut out of rising star Robert Downey Jr. from the motion picture Less Than Zero now playing in theaters, you have to empty your pockets onto the table in front of you!
MT: Oh Right on. Shoot.
TB: Here we go! BOOM!
MT: Wow great shot!
TB: Oh wow--- a Diver Down Wallet with fresh Velcro! Available at all K-marts!
MT: oh look, this is my Jacues Cousteau adventure card given to me by National Geographic. I watch his show every Saturday afternoon at 4pm on WPGH Pittsburgh channel 53. It was a magical day when I got this adventure card. I’m a water sign AND although a dog or cat would be fun to have as a pet, I’ve got my eye on two axolotls who I’d name “Heart” and “Soul.”
TB: OK , how about another shot! BOOM
MT: Wow! You’re really good at that nerf gun , which is marked down to 25% off at Toy R Us with a coupon from the Trading Post Weekend reader. I guess I have to empty another pocket. Let’s see…how about pocket number 8 near my shoes.
TB: Wow! A box of grape nerds on one side and Sour Apple on the other.
MT: Nerds are the best candy for sharing when IM on a hot date with a hot fox. It’s my fox box. If she doesn’t like grape then hopefully she likes sour apple. Everyone loves sour apple. Even Jami Gertz who happens to be in your next August issue of Tiger Beat to talk romance with Keifer Sutherland. Cant wait for that one I tell you. Keifer and I almost got into a fight once over a feather earing. Instead of going to punches over it, we instead decided to just buy new ones from Bon Ton.
TB: Ok Mickey we’ve got time for one more! BOOM
MT: Wow, do you practice this? You hit Robert Downey JR. in his Forever Gold company Palm stone Bolo tie!
TB: I guess Im just too excited about what you’re going to reveal next! How about from your fanny pack! That counts as a pocket!
MT: IT sure does! OH WOW look! Its…
TB and MT: a hot pocket!!!
MT: I forgot I had that in there. I thought I smelled pepperoni and cheese. I always carry extra snacks for when I travel . I have the new Hot Pocket with nacho cheese and a Capris Sun! Darnit I can never get the straw to hit the right place in these.
TB: Let me help you with that! Those are also my favorite snacks found at all participating grocery marts everywhere. Well, Mickey it was super rad to talk HOT POCKETS with you!
MT: it was a lot of fun! Thank you for having me!
TB: Any last words?
MT: Yes, always remember to BEAM THE DREAM.
TB: Great advice!! Laters!
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